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Smartest Pets - young reader & writer series - Cover

Some animals are so smart! In this book you will read 25 funny and exciting true stories about our favourite pets. More!

only being tidy

Ukhosi is a schiperkie bitch just one year old and full of mischief. I was having a shower and had the towels and clothes on the floor and the bathroom door open being alone in the house this is normal practice. when I had finished my shower I went to get the towels to dry myself.
Shock horror the towels and clothing had vanished Madame had taken the lot.
Dripping wet I grabbed a spare towel and went in search of the missing items no where in the house but looking out of the kitchen window there was her ladyship sitting in the middle of everything out on the back lawn. I put on my dressing gown which was,a luck would have it laying on the bed and went to resecue my clothes and towels but Umkhosi had other ideas as soon as i appeared on the back door step she grabbed two items and headed down the garden path at a rate of knots.
It was now game time dropping the items at the bottom of the garden she headed back up the path and grabbed the rest of the items and headed down toward the bottom garden with me in hot persuite eventually i recued all the items but not without a chase round the back yard
To top it all off one could not tell her off because of the innocent look on her face I now make sure she is outside or the bathroom door is closed

Author: brian p grimstrup
Country: New Zealand
True story: Yes
Rating: 2 paws down
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Make up your name about the name of ur pet...is it Ukhosi or Umkhosi?!?!

Posted by Jenny 8 days ago  x

This made me laugh too, but it sounds all too familiar as I too have had such thieves. Dirty underwear was a particular favourite. It was seldom taken far, but I did have to go outside on occassion, to retrieve them. Luckily, the two dogs I refer to, grew out of their thieving antics by about 18 months. Maybe Ukhosi will too.

Posted by Rae McInnes 3 months ago  x

funny!

Posted by Ella 3 months ago  x

This story made me laugh!

Posted by joyce elphick 3 months ago  x

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