Intruder alert, intruder alert!

when i was in bed lying awake i heard a rattling at my window someone was there trying to get in i had my very vicous cat, lilly on my bed so i took her to the bathroom and put her out the window and what do you know?she attacked the man and he was bleeding because i shown a torch at him and then he went because i picked up a cricket and was about to climb out the window

stuntman justin
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